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Scooter Trash or my homage to my inner Mod

Strawboss

Strawboss

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I picked this up used over 25 years ago for my wife to buzz around town on. 1995 Honda Elite 50. 50cc's of smoky, buzzing 2-cycle fuel economy. I would fill the 1 gallon tank up in the spring, ride it all summer at around 80-100 mpg to work, top it off in the fall for storage. 35mph with a tail wind off a cliff. OK, OK, it's not Quadraphenia material but I'm no rocker on it. Now, I can say with all honesty, it is an awesome babe magnet as this is the only two wheeled contraption that I ever had women approach me on and chatted me up. When I found out why, I promptly parked it and told my wife it's hers to ride from now on. :LOL: '95 honda elite.jpg
 
<< When I found out why, I promptly parked it and told my wife it's hers to ride from now on. :LOL: >>

You left us hanging. What was the 'why' that caused you to promptly park it? Inquiring minds need to know.
 
Stasch said:
<< When I found out why, I promptly parked it and told my wife it's hers to ride from now on. :LOL: >>

You left us hanging. What was the 'why' that caused you to promptly park it? Inquiring minds need to know.
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Probably thought he was gay and safe to approach without getting hit on.

Same thing happened to me in a fabric sewing notions store. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but at first I thought the ladies liked me for me (yeah, I know, laughable, but I'm gullible sometimes), then they asked about my partner and did he sew too? I wanted to lift a leg and let a ripe one rip out just to prove my manhood, but sadly (despite my screen name) I was totally deflated by that point.

❄️I was left simply crushed and wilted. ❄️

;)
 
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... Now, I can say with all honesty, it is an awesome babe magnet as this is the only two wheeled contraption that I ever had women approach me on and chatted me up.
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You could make it even more of a babe magnet by putting a cute little puppy in the top box. :D

Chris
 
I have a steadfast rule concerning dogs and since it may well ruffle a few feathers here of some of the members with delicate proclivities, I can only utter my opinions in person to those with iron wills and fighter like constitutions.

And to clarify, I grew up with dogs, I love dogs, dogs mostly love me, they are definitely dirty animals, but dogs have personality and personality goes a long way. :)
 
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Strawboss said:
I have a steadfast rule concerning dogs and since it may well ruffle a few feathers here of some of the members with delicate proclivities, I can only utter my opinions in person to those with iron wills and fighter like constitutions.

And to clarify, I grew up with dogs, I love dogs, dogs mostly love me, they are filthy animals, but dogs have personality and personality goes a long way. :)
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Yes sir Dave, personality goes a long way. 😁
 
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